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Israel-Palestine satire:
What is so sad about Israel and Palestine struggle is that the punishment Palestinians can receive for any potential Israel losses. If a young Israeli drives down the road and dies from a car accident,BOOM, a rocket to Palestine for planting car bombs. Whenever a young Israeli woman's cat stuck on the tree and fall to its death,BOOM, a rocket to Palestine for animal curtly, and whenever Reuven Rivlin has a nightmare,BOOM, there is a gift for the fellow Palestine friends for threatening the mighty president the most humane state of Israel.
Massive bombing in Gaza must be very polite thing to do when compared to a Palestinian extremist blow up a bus.
The only solution to Israel-Palestine conflict is to convince God to turn back the time, sink Columbus's crew, turn back the time even more, meet with Moses and Abraham, tell them that their "honey" land is somewhere far in the Pacific and offer them a casino ship ticket to America. However, before they reach the New World it will be good idea to warn the Native Americans something about the missile attacking somewhere in the future.
Hilarious! Your satire deals with a serious subject, but does it in a very humorous manner. In these paragraphs, you mostly need to focus on grammar issues, particularly the use of semi-colons (only use these to separate independent clauses) and employing accurate tense. Ask a peer or myself to proofread with you!
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